People these days change faster than my phone battery drains—one minute they’re all “You’re my ride-or-die,” and the next, they’re out there treating me like I’m a forwarded WhatsApp message they regret opening. The moment they leave, they start talking behind my back like they’re the narrator of my life’s ' biggest flop movie '. I swear, some of them deserve an Oscar for " Best Fake Friend in a Lead Role ." And expectations? Oh boy, those are like ordering a fancy dish at a restaurant, only to get served a plate of pure disappointment . The worst part? We still keep expecting, like clowns at a circus, thinking people will stay the same. News flash: they won’t! So, lesson learned—trust actions, not words, and always keep popcorn handy for the free entertainment . 🍿😂