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Beaware of rumours😅



Spreading rumors is like planting dandelions: it's incredibly cheap and effortless, but good luck trying to get rid of them! With a little creativity and a smartphone, you can launch a rumor rocket that circles the globe faster than you can say "fake news." Need proof? Just tell your friends that Bob from accounting is secretly a millionaire who moonlights as a ninja. Watch how quickly the office buzzes with speculation.

The beauty of rumors is that they're the discount store of communication: zero research, zero evidence, and 100% entertainment value. On the positive side, they can make dull moments sparkle with excitement and turn you into the unofficial storyteller of your social circle. "Did you hear Sarah is dating an astronaut?" Suddenly, your mundane coffee break becomes a voyage into the cosmos.

But beware! The downside of this budget-friendly hobby is that rumors are like boomerangs: they often come back to whack you in the head. Bob might not find it amusing when everyone asks for ninja lessons. Plus, when the truth comes out, your credibility plummets faster than a lead balloon. Next time you try to share real news, people might just smile and nod, thinking, "Sure, and pigs can fly!"

In the end, while it's cheap to spread rumors, remember that cheap thrills often come with hidden costs. So, maybe save the ninja stories for your next novel instead

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